In today's Rated R Safety Show, Jay Allen breaks down the latest round of language distortion infecting our systems—where corporate buzzwords meet safety theater and nobody seems to know what they’re actually saying. From misused terminology to misplaced metrics, Jay digs into how the wrong words lead to the wrong outcomes. Plus, we take a detour into the current news cycle: trade tensions, pop culture chaos, and a Soviet-era spacecraft making an unexpected comeback. And yes, he talks about shaving eyelashes... because of course he does. 🔊 SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: As a thank-you to the multiverse of listeners who keep this show alive and uncensored, Jay is giving away the audiobook version of his bestselling title Safety, In My Opinion—absolutely free until May 13, 2025. Grab it now: https://hi.switchy.io/Y9uc No strings. No signup. Just a signal worth tuning into. 🎵 Music Feature: Artist Name: Lucha Song Name: Demons License #: 1709835500 As always—this isn't a manual.

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